American Gladiator

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What do you get when you cross this:

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With this?

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You get this:

American Gladiators is back?  The Hulkster is the host?  Are they breaking out the Joust?  What about that joint where they shoot tennis balls out of an air cannon at people?  Or the one where you have to dunk the soccer balls in the little trash cans?

First of all you’ve gotta brink back Nitro, right?

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Actually, that dude is probably fifty something by now.  Still you can’t have American Gladiators without Nitro.

By the way, where do they find those mannish women to compete as Gladiators on the show?

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I mean these chicks have got to be on the Balco cocktail.  Hell, maybe Marion Jones can find a new job. The new show debuts on January 6th.  I guess the writers strike is cutting the options more quickly than I thought.  We will all be watching eating competitions and freaking You Tube clip shows before we know it.

Damn, I just remembered the contest where they put you in the little hamster ball and you had to roll around scoring points!  This is going to be great!

-Brock

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2 Responses to “American Gladiator”

  1. Mattev Says:

    Hi, I would want to inquire something more about hulk hugan can mothers his e-mail or talk-talk?

  2. keasia Says:

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Muscular women are disgusting and is not suppose to happen. They men(women) are messing up the balance of nature………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..EW!

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