Sorry Charlie…Notre Dame still sucks

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I walk these empty streets, on the boulevard of broken dream,
where the city sleeps and I’m the only one and I walk alone
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Surprise, surprise, in case you didn’t know, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish got their candy asses handed to them on Saturday, 38-0, by No. 13 USC.

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Further proof that whenever ND plays anybody of any worth, they get completely dominated, like they’re the JV out there or something. Can you imagine what would happen if they ever played a team like LSU? It’d be crazy.

The self styled, author, scholar, philosopher, offensive guru and super motivator Charles Weis started Evan Sharply over of the supposed can’t miss high school Quarterback and consensus class of 2007 number 1 recruit Jimmy Clausen. But that still didn’t help. Notre Dame scored no points and had one 20 yard pass play to hang their hats on by the end of the game.

Charlie said that he’s open to “trying new things” (ya think?) to try and improve the team’s production. Word on the street is that they’ll be starting this cat next:

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I heard he can throw a pigskin or steak a quarter mile, so maybe they’ll have a chance when they try to best NAVY this week.

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(This is basically how the season has gone, Charlie plays himself and Lucy is the rest of College football)

But Weis is as confident as Kanye, you literally can’t tell him nothing. He’s talking like TO on game day, only with no talent or charisma. Pretty hilarious actually.

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“Let me say people better enjoy it now,” Weis grumbled during his post game press conference after the USC beating. Believe me Chuck, we are… In fact, I’m laughing at you right now. LOL. You suck, I love it and what’s even more hilarious is that I’m pretty sure next year will be more of the same. Can’t wait to see ya get fired. Here’s some humble pie, the one thing (along with that crow I’ll be serving you next season) in this world you don’t love to stuff down you throat.

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Can you imagine if this fool actually loses to Duke or Stanford? His silly ass will be out there looking like Anikan Skywalker right before he kicked.

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That will be a happy day.

– Hatin’ Lake

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3 Responses to “Sorry Charlie…Notre Dame still sucks”

  1. Peter Falconio Says:

    Great stuff here! Napoleon Dynamite and Peanuts just over the top! Loved the bit about the only thing the fat fool has not eaten is humble pie.

  2. 1000 Posts… « Us Versus Them Says:

    […] Or click over on the top posts over there to the right.  There is some great stuff in there.  Like THIS.  That reminds me, I can’t wait for football season starts so we can see Charlie Weis trip […]

  3. clos Says:

    let’s hpoe skip holtz has an out option on his new contract.

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