Don’t go Dr. Dre

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Doctor Dre was the latest cat to “retire” from rapping. He said it’s a young man’s game and I’d agree with him if ole boy didn’t come out at the VMAs, making this XXL look like an Extra Medium.

Sheeyut, this cat looks like he’s ready to start at Strong Safety for the Bills.

Well anyway, nobody has put tricks, hizzoes, marks, busters, mark ass busters and beeyatches in the spotlight like this cat, so I guess we eerr they owe him a debt of gratitude.

On a positive note, he brought us NWA, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Tha Dog Pound (whoever that is), Warren G, Eminem, 50 Cent and the Game (you can’t hate on that list).

(I used to love a LA Kings hat or that Raiders Bucket? Killed em with it)

On a negative side he brought us YoYo and Michel’Le.

Ok, I’ll admit it, I used to think Michele was hot..if my memory serves me, she was kind of thick up on em, right? Hmm, maybe she was. Still she had that Mickey Mouse club speaking voice that was never what you wanted. But then again she did have Nicety, Something in My Heart, and No More Lies. I gotta think on that one.

Hopefully on his way out, Dre will take this cat with him:

(Seriously, LL has gotten a pass for a loooong time, getting away with this brand of nonsense. Everything Canibus said on 2nd Round Knockout was true)

And this cat too?

Yo, the GrandMaster is a legend and I’m sure he’s a good dude, but you just got to go. You really look like someone’s pops and don’t think you’re fooling anyone with that “signature hat” you rock. We know you’re as bald as Britney up under that thing. That aint no fashion statement, it’s a necessity.

(Or at least it’s dying)

Clearly these fools haven’t gotten the memo that their time has past, we need some new blood in hip hop. Or maybe we just need Hip Hop to go away or morph into something else. I don’t know, unless OutKast comes back to save it, I think we’ll be degenerating further into the abyss that is Finger Snap Dances and Rap/Rock combos. Who knows, maybe Jay-Z’s new album set for release in November, American Gangster, will bring it all back. Doubt it. His last one was just ok for me.

– Lake

2 Responses to “Don’t go Dr. Dre”

  1. MC WHEELS Says:

    Now, I’ve sat back and read you bloggers (couldn’t rap their way out a damn paper bag) straight dissin’ the older rappers like LL and Grand Master Flash. Let’s get it straight. Without them, you wouldn’t have people like T.I., Cash Money, Solja Boy (just to name a few!). How dare you dis them. You need to go somewhere with that B.S.

  2. Brock Hardon Says:

    Uhhhhhhh, listen here MC Wheels, on da wheels of steel. This isn’t about respect, this isn’t about a “stone cold dis” that is “wiggity, wiggity, wiggity wack”. It’s like this, Bill Russell is one of the greatest basketball players of all time, right? The man won 11 championships in 13 seasons I’d never disrespect his game. Here’s the key…HE’S NOT TRYING TO PLAY RIGHT NOW. He is sitting on the sidelines watching these young boys get loose. If he was starting for the Celtics wearing some long shorts and a headband, I’d be calling for him to retire too.

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