‘Roid Landis gets jacked for his Tour win

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Cyclist Floyd Landis just was just stripped of his Tour De France victory because they found abnormally high amounts of testosterone in his blood stream. What?

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I thought cheating was a prerequisite in cycling. While we’re at it, why does anyone care anyway, IT’S CYCLING. I haven’t cared about a damn bike race since I was 11 years old and crossed over to the mopad. I mean, is there anything less interesting than seeing some cats riding on a street that I know nothing about over a time period I can’t determine? I know, I know, the mountains are the most treacherous feat in all of sports. Who cares? I don’t want to watch it and since I assume they all cheat anyway, I certainly don’t want somebody getting jacked up for doing what everyone else does.

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I say let them all cheat and force them to pop wheelies and knock each other off the bikes.

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Then you’d have something. Next.

– Lake

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