Golden Boy gone wild? Aww Hell No!!

by

Man, don’t tell me the Golden Boy done gone to Goldie Locks. What’s wrong with the world today if Oscar De La Hoya is suddenly dressing up like a woman!!??

hoya_091907_fresh.jpg

Hey, we’re not totally sure these are real pics of Oscar De La Hoya, but dammit, they look real. No matter what, it’s all terrible. How does a Champion of the World go from this:

oscar-de-la-hoya-champion.jpg

To dressing in drag like this:

oscar-damn.jpg

And den, awww, from when the Golden Boy was really putting it on (lo homo) homey like dis:

2002-09-15-ko.jpg

and dis:

a_hoya_i.jpg

To really puttin it on one of his “homies” like dis (cringe):

131.jpg

Lordy, I know we aint talked in a while, but please.. please take the wheel on this one. I mean, Oscar has always been rapped for being “too soft” but dammit man, this is just taking the thing too far. I mean, I’d rather see him down low toward the canvas like dis:

oscar-de-la-hoya.jpg

Than have the homey laid out and loving it on the bajo “down low”, like this….

oscar7.jpg

(myyyyy eyes)

Awwww sheeeyut, I can’t take it.

211.jpg

My keyboard is dirty. I’m done. Oscar, please send us a note saying it aint so. I would love nothing more than to have to retract this post, pull these joints down and whoop my own ass for putting them up there. Just say the word.. Please, tell me photoshop can do this to anybody.. Defend yourself, hell, go on the offense, something, anything. This is just too low. I can’t take it. Elizabeth, this is the big one. I’m coming... bad son.

– Brock errr Lake

4 Responses to “Golden Boy gone wild? Aww Hell No!!”

  1. raafman Says:

    Dayum! Say it ain’t so, Oscar.

  2. Rosy Says:

    On the bright side of this ugliness (and it is ugly) he has nice legs and if he watches some top model he can work on his fierce poses.

  3. Lake Arlington Says:

    No question, top model is on isn’t it. I’m going to have to get up on that too. Good eye.

  4. “Pretty Boy” Floyd on Dancing with the Stars? « Us Versus Them Says:

    […] Boy” Floyd on Dancing with the Stars? Awww, first we had Oscar rocking the fishnets, now […]

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: