How To Crank That Soulja Boy


You already know UvT is down with Soulja Boy. Nothing gets me more hype right now than hearing that yuuuuuuuuuueee hit right before that Soulja Boy beat drops.

While I can Crank That with the best of them, Soulja Boy wanted to make sure that everyone know exactly how to get it tight. So he uploaded the youuuuuuu tube video to the internet.

The funny thing is that cat is coming with the full Laurie Ann step by step process. But instead of counting it out on the fours, he just sings his own song to himself under his breath. “The first steahp, is cross yo legs like dis righ heah…yuuuuee.” What? Why do two of those background cats have backpacks on? Is that soulja boy written on his glasses in white out?

You know the only problem? When you give everyone access, you end up with this:

Oh man, that is great. Who the hell is little Ben Stiller with the floppy right foot? Are his feet too heavy for his body? He is clearly the ring leader of that little operation. Then they break out the solo supermang, that robo cop, and the fake guns on the “cockin’ on you b*tch azz” line made famous in this video. (those brothas are really rockin’ it though) These white boys need to get their Superman a little tighter, that little wave ain’t gonna get it. I’d also personally like to see a little more personal space in between those cats. But hey to each their own.

I could watch that all day.


7 Responses to “How To Crank That Soulja Boy”

  1. Rolex Replica Says:

    Wow soulja boy sucks he rocks fake bape

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  4. Melissa Says:

    hi souijah boy i love your song it is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILOVE YOU SOUJAH BOY. YOU ARE COOL AND YOUR SONG IS COOL TO

  5. dsaRda Says:


  6. kc Says:

    all u ace holes that hate this song should not come 2 this page then u dirty fucks

  7. savannah smoke Says:

    hi lolol

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