The Dumbization of America

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So here is the current front page of CNN.com.

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Now you know that UvT likes the Philipino Prison dancers as much as the next guys.  But front page news?  This isn’t news.  The Jena Six, that is news.  The Presidential Election is news.  Hell, I’ll even take hurricanes at this point.  There is even a video feature on this story.  Yeah, they don’t mention that these guys are probably forced to perform, or else they get caned.  The only people who are excited are the she-males that now have the opportunity to live out their broadway fantasies in the prison break room.  If you mess up a step do they drop your ass in the “hole”?  Who is the choreographer, Laurie Ann?  I don’t see much Boom Boom cack, but there is plenty “gotcha gotcha”.

Oh, and if you need to see this ridiculous picture closer up…it is even worse than you thought it was.

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Is that lipstick?  Are those jazz hands?  Dammit.

-Brock

2 Responses to “The Dumbization of America”

  1. Rosy Says:

    Senor Brock,

    Glad you finally put the margarita down and have gotten back to work…just wanted to add a link about the Jena Six.

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=12353776

  2. Brock Hardon Says:

    Damn Rosy. I see you are keeping tabs on a brotha. I tried to tell people the ladies were missing their boy Brock.

    Don’t worry about the drinks, I’ve got one by my side at all times. In fact, don’t let your boy get a couple drinks in before you roll up on him like this next time, or you might find out how I got the name and you’ll see my real “work”. Don’t start nothin’, won’t be nothin’.

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