No seriously, Tony Parker thinks he can rap!!!


Look, when I introduced you guys to that Tony Parker (yes THAT Tony Parker) hip hop song Premier Love, I don’t know. I mean, I knew it was real and all, but I still couldn’t quite bring myself to understand how much this cat really believed he could rap. This joint with Fabolous (yes that Fabolous, the previously respected hip hop artist) is evidence that I was just naive and again, call me ignant, but there is just something about the French language and rap that just don’t quite sit well with me.

Sorry, but even those kids in that video look soft and corny as hell. And Tony’s square jaw and soap star looks just don’t work with the genre. I mean, on the real, I hoped my man Tony was just going through a phase, you know, trading off of his American stardom to a bunch of people who didn’t really know better. After all, if Yannick Noah is a big pop star over there, the bar can’t be set that high, right?
(Ok, I gotta kind of admit that Joakim’s pops is kind of pimp)

But dude, Tony, just because you CAN do something that does not mean it is to be done! Please, stop this nonsense now. Go home and work with all of this:


(oh yes, Eva Longoria is indeed fine, especially for a chick in her mid-30’s)

And when you’re done with her, go holler at that standard issue mistress you and every other powerful or looted man in France has and when you’re done with her, take up bass fishing or something, ANYTHING, but please STOP RAPPING. It’s embarrassing man, truly and we all know these rowdy cats out in the Paris suburbs (huh?) don’t need any more reason to start lighting Peugeots on fire. Rap is not something that yall need to add.

In short, keep your mind on your game and your eye on your lady.. I aint gone tell you again, ya hear?

– Les Lake

8 Responses to “No seriously, Tony Parker thinks he can rap!!!”

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  2. Ronny Touriaf Says:

    Dear Lakey,

    I’m tired of you dissing French rap. When “Balance-toi” becomes the soundtrack for NBA Live ’08 you’ll be eating crow..err..croissant.

    Ronny Touriaf

  3. gabriel Says:

    Very good.

  4. alexandra Says:

    coucou eva langoria je voulai te dir que tes tro belle tes une fille superbe je te souhaite une bonne continuation avec tony parker ton fiancé et je vous souhaite un bon amour et que sa dure entre vous je te laisse jespere a tre bientot si tu as et msn vien me parler sa me fera plaisir de parler avec toi parce que je pense que tes une stard nn ? donc voila je te donne mon adresse et msn c voila je te dit a tre bientot bisous

  5. munchkin Says:

    French is a great language and it does fit in rap too. Unfortunately, it’s just too different for you to find it good. Since neither french or english aren’t my maternal languages, but I can speak both, I’m more objective when it comes to comparing, and I tell you; there’s NOTHING wrong with French rap.

    … and I think that alexandra got it all wrong… 🙂

  6. biky Says:

    u are realy beuty

  7. prezz Says:

    rapping was meant for blacks and should stay as such, even emenem admitted that he was tresspasin

  8. Lake Arlington Says:

    I agree Parker shouldn’t rap, but HE IS black..LOL

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