The other Jessica…Alba, back on the market

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Yessssss…..

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http://www.usmagazine.com/jessica_alba_breakup

Welcome back Jess.  It’s good to have you back in the game.  Her man was named “Cash Warren”?  That doesn’t even sound like a real name.  I thought Brock Hardon was pushing the envelope but straight Cash homey?  That is a pimp name if I ever heard one.

When we do the Us Versus Them booty breakdown, you can be sure that Alba will be there competing for the title of ideal tail piece, white girl division.

-Brock

One Response to “The other Jessica…Alba, back on the market”

  1. Lake Arlington Says:

    WOW!!!

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