Wendy Vitter greenlights Senator Hubby’s whore running…

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In a turn of events that surprised ones of people with a shred of common sense and scores of idiots who still believe anything a moralistic politician or a politician’s hypocrite wife says, Wendy Vitter came out in support of her whore mongering, philandering, religious “right” moralizing husband Senator David Vitter (Republican) Louisiana on Monday. You might remember that Senator Vitter’s name appeared on a call list for the DC Madam AND another New Orleans based prostitution service. When asked to comment at this sudden turn of events and vote of confidence from his wife piece, Senator Vitter said, “Hell yeah, b*tch, now what?!”

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Insiders say “D Vitty,” as the hoes and mofo’s call him, looks at this as a referendum on his ho running in the affirmative. Akin to George W. Bush‘s re-election in 2004, they say he’s re-energized and ready to get out there and really get after these hizzoes!!!! His wife’s support for that lofty endeavor was a huge turnaround from her promise to cut off his dizzick if D Vitty ever pulled a Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky on her back when she was asked about the adequacy of Hilary Clinton’s response to a sexual scandal. I guess it’s easy to criticize when people don’t actually have knowledge of the fact that your husband just loves the hoes.

Who knows, maybe what she really meant was that Bill Clinton didn’t go hard enough with Monica. Maybe she thought that hizzead wasn’t enough, that you gotta tap that arse too!!! I tend to agree with her. And though she may look like Nancy Pelosi’s ugly older sibling, I figure ole Wendy has earned herself a little ass tappitties from D Vitty himself in appreciation for a job well done.

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I know, it’s all so hilarious!

We got an exclusive interview with Senator Vitter at our Us v. Them Washington Bureau. We asked him this simple question, damn homey, how did you get caught? His response:

“I can’t believe I called those whores from my own home phone! Son-of-a-bitch, how will I moralize and pontificate during my future campaign speeches with such a mess?”

Damn, we at Us v. Them caint believe you used your own phone either. Four words, pre-paid cell phone biatch! Some of the UvT staff were concerned D Vit might turn in his player card, still, Senator Vitty assured us he’d continue to get at more and hotter hoes, mostly for cash, in the near future. So we were ok with that, in fact, here he is getting at a few of our interns in the lobby Tuesday.

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PIMP OR DIE!!!

3 Responses to “Wendy Vitter greenlights Senator Hubby’s whore running…”

  1. mrod Says:

    Dude is an idiot. I always call my hookers using a pay phone.

  2. DHater Says:

    D. Vitter got hos in different area codes! Don’t hate the playa, hate the game!

  3. Lake Arlington Says:

    You aint lied man. D Vitty is no joke, he’s like the teflon don. And you know this is just scratching the surface. I bet his girlfriends are even more pissed than that wife piece.

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