Tony Parker rapping…’homme noir’ please!!!


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Tony Parker has bagged one of the most sought after babes in Hollywood in Eva Longoria. He’s won two NBA titles and even a Finals MVP, so why in the hell is he doing this?

Tony, you’ve got a crazy first step, great handles and a killer chick, hell, even your jumper has improved. But the only thing gayer (if you will) than slow, love story rap (no thanks Bow Wow, LL), is slow, lovey dovey FRENCH rap. Ok? Leave the rapping to TI (Big thangs poppin is really hot by the way), the thug passion to R. Kelly and the soft talk, love making in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower to Pepe Le Pew.. Thanks.


…and Au revoir bitches

– Monsieur Lake

3 Responses to “Tony Parker rapping…’homme noir’ please!!!”

  1. No seriously, Tony Parker thinks he can rap!!! « Us Versus Them Says:

    […] Look, when I introduced you guys to that Tony Parker (yes THAT Tony Parker) hip hop song Premier Love, I don’t know. I mean, I knew it was real and all, but I still couldn’t quite bring […]

  2. music Says:

    very interesting.
    i’m adding in RSS Reader

  3. owusu eric Says:

    i want to be your friend

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