Remy Ma, keepin it gangsta!

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“…the bouncers don’t check us and we (pause) walk around metal detectors” -Remy Ma Lean Back

Note to Bouncers at clubs that need metal detectors: check Remy, et al. from here on out please, thanks…

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(What’s really hood?)

Daaaamn…. I guess female rapper Remy Ma isn’t putting on an act when she talks big in those silly interviews she does every 6 or so months for Vibe, Slam or Black Tail Magazine. If police reports are true, Remy shot her long-time childhood friend, Makeda Barnes-Joseph (pictured above with Remy during the not shooting ‘Keda era) outside the Pizza Bar, a nightclub in the Meatpacking District of Manhattan at 3 AM on Saturday night. Reportedly Remy thought ole girl stole $2,000 in cash out of her purse. Witnesses say Remy then jumped out of her Jay-Z blue Cadillac Escalade with the tool in hand, opened up the dizzor, got into Makeda’s white Maxima and shot her BFF chick two times in the stomach (from the looks of the pic up top, this aint the first time her mid section had a lil reconstruction via gun shot, yikes)!!! After the gun play Remy retreated to the Escalade, which sped off and crashed two blocks from the scene of the shooting and was abandoned (ridin dirtay or sippin on that purple drank?).

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I guess Reminisce (her real given name, I know, turrible) has been watching my favorite scene from Menace II Society too many times.

So good… Note to self, if Remy or even a cat who happens to be drinkin on some Remy, comes up to me asking for his or her money, pay up immediately!!!

Anyway, I pretty much expect that Ms. Ma will soon be able to say ‘hey’ for us to the sisters up at Rikers or where ever they send and house today’s Femi-thugs these days.

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Look at it this way, if the real NYPD hadn’t caught up with Rem, the Fashion Po Po’s would have soon enough.

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The chick is a three hundred time fashion felon with enough terrible gear, hair and boot ensembles to fill up any Korean hood corner store/beauty supply/fashion emporium.

Two words: Terror Squad.

—————————Update—————————————————–

Remy Ma turned herself into authorities Saturday night. She was charged with attempted murder, assault and unlawful weapon possession. The Terror Squad member plead “Not Guilty” (Remy, Kels, not guil-ty) and bail was set at $250,000, no word yet whether she was released.

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(perp walkin)

When axed about the case, Chris Landry, president of Sure Shot Recording, which is releasing the rapper’s latest album, “The BX Files,” next month, said he didn’t know anything about the case. “I don’t really keep in touch with her,” he said.

How hilarious is it that the Remy Ma’s label is called “Sure shot”? Well, given that the charge is “attempted murder” I’d say she didn’t quite get the memo on that one.

5 Responses to “Remy Ma, keepin it gangsta!”

  1. Making the Band 4: Laurie Ann Gets FIRED by Puff! “No Interjections” « Us Versus Them Says:

    […] calling the NYPD on Puff supposedly because he threw a chair at her? Hey, I don’t care if he pulled a Remy Martin and shot you, you don’t f*ck with Diddy when you’re trying to start a career in singing and besides, […]

  2. Bee Says:

    HOTT FUCKIN MESS…”WE GOT TO DO BETTER” ARE YOU SERIOUS REMY???
    GROW UP!!! YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE, TRYING TO COME OUT IN THIS RAP GAME, HAVE PEOPLE LOOK UP TO YOU…NOT TO MENTION BEING A HUMAN BEING, AND SUPPOSED TO BE A “WOMAN” NOT EVEN ANY LOVE FOR YOUR MUSIC IS TRASH JUST LIKE YOU

  3. KeeMz Says:

    uR A FuCKiN HaTeR. . ReMY BeST FeMaLe RaPPeR.. . FRee ReMY[[ii LoVE U]] DEADASS NO G

  4. Quiana Says:

    That bicth had no rite taking remy 3000 dollars ..that bitch got what she what and at the end of the day Remy Ma Smith handdle hers ..ever her her song (when i se her) Word to her mother she said she anti no bicth she stick to what she say ..free Remy Ma

  5. Lake Arlington Says:

    Ha… I sleep well knowing we’ll have future thug misses to take the place of all the Remys of the world as they continue to check their candy asses into various jail houses.

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