Message to Jay-Z, retire…again, please!

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Sorry homey, there is no question that you are one of the best rappers of all times. No lie, we have rocked to your shit now for a clean 10 years and I appreciate it. But all these pictures of you on foreign sands playing the role of a slow old man with a young thang, it’s just too much to bear.

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(can I get a hell yes for this angle and facial expression yung B is giving us right now?)

It’s crazy, because you rapped about on Encore you came back wearing that No. 45 like Jordan. Indeed, you are rocking that four-five throwback right now homey and it aint pretty. You are truly beginning to look your age. I mean, first we have these shirtless, bare breasted joints.

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Awwww, I can’t take it.

Then we go with Jigga man does the waltz…

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AHNT!!!!! Sorry dawg, cornball just doesn’t look good on you. Either thug it back out or stop rapping, but you can’t do all this sh*t and keep any shape or form of street credibility and I’m not even a street cred cat, but this shit is absurd. Just stop.

3 Responses to “Message to Jay-Z, retire…again, please!”

  1. 614grind Says:

    Still can’t touch the cat. Homey’s bread got B, not his Bally’s Membership.

  2. calvin sealy Says:

    hi jay z i would like to join your label i am from barbados and i write songs i have one i like and i would like to bring it out not in barbados but in new york and email me so u can tell me what too do biggdog1@hotmail.com thanks

  3. Lake Arlington Says:

    Dear Calvin:

    Sure thing buddy..

    – Jigga Man

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