Weed + Illegal Prescription Drugs + 100 mph on the freeway, Al Gore III is a wild boy!!!

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We’re usually accused of siding with the liberals (it’s not that, it’s just that the GOP is literally insane right now), so we’ll go ahead and call this one straight, young Al Gore III is really a wild cat.

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Here he is in a 2003 mug shot. Ole boy was blowing tree, driving free and loving his life until the Five-O wanted a few words with him. Musta been a Republican cop because you know ole boy has been busted many a time and gotten away with it.

People often ask me, why oh why Lakey do these rich kids do this? The answer, of course, we do it because we can! Let’s face it, homey is nearly untouchable as long as he doesn’t commit any actual violence. Supposedly he got kicked out of St. Albans, the best prep school in all of the DC metro area, for what? Dasrite for burning the hippie lettuce and still he was admitted to Harvard. Come on now. Look at his rap sheet:

  • August 2000, Gore III was charged with reckless driving and speeding for driving 97 MPH in a 55 MPH speed zone. He was fined $125 for speeding, and driving privileges in the state of North Carolina were suspended.
  • September 2002, Gore III was ticketed for driving under the influence by military police just outside Fort Myer in suburban Virginia. He was not taken into custody.
  • December 2003, Gore III was arrested and charged with marijuana possession in Bethesda, Maryland. He was pulled over because he was driving without having his headlights on. A plea deal was reached in February 2004 and he was sentenced to a substance abuse program.
  • At 2:15 am on July 4, 2007, Gore was arrested in Laguna Hills in Orange County, California for speeding over 100 MPH in a Toyota Prius. Gore admitted to recently smoking marijuana and was found to be in possession of a small amount of marijuana along with Xanax, Valium, Vicodin, Adderall, and Soma. Police reported that Gore had no prescriptions for the pharmaceuticals.

Here is lil Al’s most recent mug shot from yesterday, July 5, I can’t lie, he looks pretty damn good. Lost some pounds since ’03, stuntin like his daddy I guess.

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Hell, I like Lil Al. I think Bush should give him the medal of freedom or maybe commute AG 3’s community service he’ll get for this charge, after all, he was doing some pretty righteous shit when he got busted. First, the fuzz said he was going 100 MPH in a damn Toyota Prius.. That’s impressive!!!! Don’t those joints run on vegetable oil and lightening bug excrement or something? Sheeeyut, AG 3 should be commended for showing just how far and fast you can take one of those little match box cars.

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(Me, I roll in the Hummer H2.. It’s gotta be done)

And he was burning the most righteous of tree from what I hear.. I mean, really hittin that chronic.

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I’ve always wondered about these environmentalist. Don’t they ever wonder just how much they’re F’ing with the ozone layer by blowing all that weed into the atmosphere? I mean, you’ve never met an environmentalist who doesn’t partake in the peace pipe right? There’s gotta be a study out there somewhere about the effects of the tree on the trees, right?

Sounds like Lil Al was on a 5th of July bender though homey.. he had Xanax, Valium, Vicodin, Adderall, and something called “Soma”, never ever heard of that shit. With all those drugs, the only thing I can think of is homey was engaged in an all night chess boxing match.

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You know, that wild chess where you play for ten moves and then box for 2 rounds? Gotta be something. Oh and I just saw Big Al said, AG 3 is “going to get the help he needs”, sheyut, all Lil Al needs is a better personal assistant and a chauffeur and he’ll be just fine.

Stay clean Al, stay clean.

2 Responses to “Weed + Illegal Prescription Drugs + 100 mph on the freeway, Al Gore III is a wild boy!!!”

  1. Lindsay been hanging with Al Gore III? « Us Versus Them Says:

    […] women in parking lots on a suspended license and tooting the white horse like her name was Mrs. Al Gore III. I mean, all that is great but […]

  2. Lil Al cuts his losses, pleads guilty to horse, weed, reds, yellows and speeding charges « Us Versus Them Says:

    […] Sorry we’re so late to this, but we’d be remiss if we didn’t follow-up on our old post to report that former Vice President Al Gore’s son, Al Gore III, pleaded guilty Monday to […]

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