Bow Wow…Official Midget Status?

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I know that he is all grown up now…he dropped the “lil”, he was cutting Ciara (clearly he learned something from Jermaine Dupri from the book of “pimpin outside of your league”), and he even almost curses in a few songs. But then I saw this picture:

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Now I’ve seen JD in real life. He was with the Brat, who never wears heels and she had him by about four inches. I mean we know Janet is about 4’10” and she towers over him here.

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The man can’t be taller than 5 feet. This cat Bow Wow is standing on the table, and is fully in the frame and doesn’t look completely ridiculous. If I was standing on the table in this picture, the only thing you would see in the frame is Lil Brock. I mean, those shorts he has on can’t be from the man section of the store. Where he shops, the clothes are still listed by age, and the only three sizes are “slim, regular, and husky”.

This was a kid who used to say he would play professional basketball if he wasn’t rapping. I guess he got confused with the difference between acting and real life and he is waiting for magic shoes and the kid from Jerry Maguire to show up and help him out. I really feel bad for him since his former rival Lil Romeo is now six feet tall and got recruited to a resurgent USC basketball program.

Damn Bow, I felt for you, so I made an advance call to Gary Coleman and Webster to ask them to leave to door to the lil man club open for you.

-Brock

3 Responses to “Bow Wow…Official Midget Status?”

  1. It’s Hard Out Here For a Shrimp… « Us Versus Them Says:

    […] there is a help program that can be put together for little cats. Bow Wow hasn’t worked since Like Mike.  Now that I think about it, my man Verne Troyer of mini-me […]

  2. michelle Says:

    You Are a supreme Hater. Probaly hella ugly and feel really bad about yourself. Atleast Jermaine got Janet. Who you got? HATER! Nobody is perfect and Im sure by your hater statements you are not much.

  3. Kay Says:

    who ever made dis statment is so sad n myt b jealous of BOW WOW cuz his got everything that dey wish dey had 1. his killa sexy 2. his got nice eyes and 3. his sekssssssssy jus cuz Bow Wow is a Midget dat dose nt make any different as long as his happy wit his height den u shud b happy 2 if his not den e cud go 2 da extreme n ave his bones extended so e cn b taller after all his gt da cash neway bow wow rocks my world even doe I dnt like short boyz so u dnt ave da ryt 2 judge people

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