A-Rod Beats Boston in the 9th, promises to holler at more h*oes.


Alex Rodriguez ended a hard-fought weekend series against the rival Boston Red Sox with a tiebreaking homer in the ninth inning to lift the Yanks over the Sawks 6-5.



When asked about the monster solo shot and all the criticism he’s taken of late, A-Rod credited his unconventional preparation in the previous week:

“Truth be told, it was my ho game that lifted me this weekend. People can say what they want, but there’s nothing like a Scores grade piece of arse to put you at ease in the batter’s box…I honestly think that was the difference for me.”


Consider us sold. Somebody get Roger Clemens some free passes over at Pleasers in the BX for that pulled groin. I’m sure that’ll speed recovery.

-Lizzake the Don

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