A-Rod Beats Boston in the 9th, promises to holler at more h*oes.

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Alex Rodriguez ended a hard-fought weekend series against the rival Boston Red Sox with a tiebreaking homer in the ninth inning to lift the Yanks over the Sawks 6-5.

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When asked about the monster solo shot and all the criticism he’s taken of late, A-Rod credited his unconventional preparation in the previous week:

“Truth be told, it was my ho game that lifted me this weekend. People can say what they want, but there’s nothing like a Scores grade piece of arse to put you at ease in the batter’s box…I honestly think that was the difference for me.”

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Consider us sold. Somebody get Roger Clemens some free passes over at Pleasers in the BX for that pulled groin. I’m sure that’ll speed recovery.

-Lizzake the Don

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