Oh Hail Naw!

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I’m not that rock n’ roll dude. I leave that to my man Lake, but I….errrrr…my lady was watching American Idol last night and I saw last seasons favorite (and best seller) Chris Daughtry hit the stage. I mean this man almost (but not quite) made me buy a rock CD and listen to some good old fashioned geee-tar. I expected this:

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Reasonable cat, right? Semi-forced baldy (when you have to shave your head because the hair is leaving anyway), kept tight with his musical style, and should have beat this clown. But last night, I get this…

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Is that eye shadow with eye liner? Is this cat dead inside? Did he sell his soul to go triple platinum? I mean damn homey…Last year you was the man homey…What the F*ck happened to you?

-Brock

3 Responses to “Oh Hail Naw!”

  1. Brock Landers Says:

    Daughtry. Guy’s got some pipes on him but yes, ZERO reason for the eyeliner. It’s just one step closer to him gangbanging his band after the show. I guess some people might be into that stuff but I mean, come on man, at least do it with the ladies son!

  2. Sal Says:

    Sorry, dude, the bald headed rocker has the pipes to go with the rocker eyeliner. I went to his concert and he’s pure electricity. He probably was pissed to have to appear on AI. And who could blame him?

  3. A Brand new Caucablanasian « Us Versus Them Says:

    […] a bit tighter than yours.  She definitely has your hairline though.  You may have to go to the forced baldy soon.    Agassi did it have had a resurgence in his career.  I mean Big Black’s hightop […]

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