More Football rants: Mike Gundy vs Jenni Carlson

Man, I LOVE these football coaches. They really get after it. This is some hot shit right here. I mean, this cat is HOT!!!! Mike Gundy, the Oklahoma State Football Coach got after chick sports reporter Jenni Carlson concerning an article she wrote about Quarterback Bobby Reid wherein, among other things, she raised the issue of his mother “feeding him chicken” after a loss (um, that’s VERY suspect). Peep the mug of this sports chick.

(she’s got that softball chick chubbster feel to her, huh?)

Now peep the coach’s reaction:

“Whoever wrote this article doesn’t have a child (Nice Dig on the young chick). If you want to come after someone, COME AFTER ME, I’M A MAN, I’M 40!!!!!!” LOL, WOW. Yes you are a man and clearly you’ve done watched that hot scene from Tombstone, “you tell em I’m coming and hell’s comin with me, you hear me, HELL’S COMIN WITH ME!!!!”

It just reminds me that these football coaches are really grown children and they work in an environment where it’s ok to bitch and curse out most everyone you deal with. So you know when they meltdown in a press conference, they’re holding back. Here’s one of my favorite meltdowns from Dan Hawkins, the Colorado Head Football Coach. He’s responding to a parent’s (hello, recruiting) anonymous letter to him in the media. HOT

That was a Sam Kinison special.

Brings me back to what is probably the grand daddy of all football rants, that hot Dennis Green joint:

Haaa, I mean, you can’t watch it too often, but it’s great. Anyway, there are too many to count. Jim Mora, Mike Ditka and of course Herm Edwards. Don’t feel like throwing all of them up, but this stuff is still pretty good. I enjoyed that rhetoric. And let me just ask Jenni Carlson, what in the hell could a hack like you possibly know about football? Seriously, stick to fashion, weight loss and “the 10 best ways to keep a man” type of journalism we expect from chicken like you. Clearly sports and edgy subjects are NOT your thing. Oh and, let’s not get too carried away with those mother feeding her son chicken references, ok? You’re skating on thin ice with your lack of talent as is. Don’t start none, won’t be none.

- Lake

====================UPDATE======================

This is somewhat unrelated, but I just had to add in this Kellen Winslow, Jr. “I’m a fucking soldier boy” tirade. Look at this cat trying to work himself up to say something controversial. Like a little kid.. A BIG little kid, but a little kid nonetheless.

Love it.

Tags: Bobby Reid, Dennis Green, Herm Edwards, Jenni Carlson, Jim Mora, Mike Ditka, Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State Football, rants, Tombstone