Damn Lake, you make a brother feel like a sellout when a white man gets out there with a Jameka tribute, but I’ve got to stick with my girl Jen Johnson.
Come on man. She got slobbed down with butter on the first day, and she likedid that sh*t. Then they gave her the unitard as “punishment” and she likedid that sh*t too.
Not only that, but she managed to make it even more scandalous then it already was. An I likedid that sh*t. I believe they are calling it the “unikini”. Come on, anyone watching knows this is the Jen show.
Like Busta Rhymes said, gimme some mo:
What kind of damn bathing suit is that? The butt naked kind, that’s what. I can’t take it.
She’s got professional photos too:
Yeah, silky smooth.
Quickly, as an aside. Is it just me, or is America’s player, Eric, the worst cat ever? The nipple rings shocked me, but I can get past that. The corny jokes. I can work with it. Here’s what I can’t take:
Why does this cat always make this face when he talks to “America”?
Seriously. That’s the worst.
-Brock
